Intendo last minute holiday guide – Mario DS Holder
I haven’t been to the R*Zone in probably years, but me and the woman had business in Toys R Us (42nd) the other day and afterwards i just had to check in on that old poorly lit gaming dungeon.
Big mistake, too, cause this is what i find. Apart from the ubiquitous mess of people and boxes for this time of year, beside an unused register, stands this thing: A Super Mario DS holder. Dude stands there and, i swear to god, holds your DS.
I’m sorry, i’ve never understood the practicality or usefulness of [thing] holders. Like those table rests meant for resting a laptop upon. At this rate, you’ll never be able to pitch a new accessory or peripheral by saying “For the Fanman who has everything…” cause the bastard sure as hell does not have one of these yet.