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DS promotes street pharmacy with Chinatown Wars

September 25, 2008

The PTAs and Fox Newses are gonna be allll over this one.

In Rockstar’s new DS game, GTA: Chinatown Wars, not only will you most likely keep Asian stereotypes afloat for another 5 years, but today we learn that you’ll also have the ability to become a legitimate street pharmacist. As shown in the screen above, you can initiate a drug selling mini-game and bring the crack epidemic back Nintendo style. For a game set in Chinatown, there sure is a peculiar lack of opium in that screenshot. Kidding!!

Remember kids, don’t drink and do drugs all at once, and wait for one to wear off before getting to the next.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. frisby permalink
    September 25, 2008 1:21 pm

    Also kids, don’t play games rated M for Mature unless you can think enough for yourself.

  2. September 25, 2008 9:16 pm

    Wow, we’re getting related links to Joystiq now? You know that’s gonna pay dividends at some point. I’m greasing the wheels, internet. Just you wait.

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