DS promotes street pharmacy with Chinatown Wars
The PTAs and Fox Newses are gonna be allll over this one.
In Rockstar’s new DS game, GTA: Chinatown Wars, not only will you most likely keep Asian stereotypes afloat for another 5 years, but today we learn that you’ll also have the ability to become a legitimate street pharmacist. As shown in the screen above, you can initiate a drug selling mini-game and bring the crack epidemic back Nintendo style. For a game set in Chinatown, there sure is a peculiar lack of opium in that screenshot. Kidding!!
Remember kids, don’t drink and do drugs all at once, and wait for one to wear off before getting to the next.