Nintendo’s mEh3 Sneak Peek
Can anyone make Wii go away? Can Nintendo do it? They can try, right?
As I am sure these are not the only 2 (weak) Wii games Nintendo plans to present at E3 (if it is I wouldn’t be too surprised or even disappointed), here is what you get on the Wii side of things as a E3 fourplay from Nintendo.
A Wario Platformer on par graphically with most Flash based games…and a Mario Franchise Sports game (I call it Mario Super Shruggers) that for some reasone I thought came out already. *Yawn*
I don’t know how I missed the hype machine over these games. Didn’t someone somewhere get so excited over these amazing titles that they risked their job and leaked a screen? No? No one?
To show my enthusiasm…here is my description of the Wii games. Some Wario game that is like any other Mario platformer BUT you shake the Wiimote to do obscure things. The other game is like Wii Sports Baseball but has characters from the Mario universe.
So “core gamers”…are you teased yet. Put down you GTA4 and MGS4 and any other great franchise sequels you can’t play on your underpowered and under…spaced Wii because golly, those nerd lovers at Nintendo want you to be so excited.
For fun, try to read this article from Infendo, but read it the whole time making raunchy sucking noises and add a “golly,” “gosh” and “jeepers” in as much as possible.
It gets really awesome when one of the blogs Fanmen flame this guy who says the pre E3 titles are lame.
Quote of the day….week…or whenever we pick another good quote:
Ok, I see bringing up the obvious weaknesses in Nintendo was a bad idea when in the company of fanboys… (YOU THINK?)
FACT: Niether of the two Wii games mentioned are worth the 12.5 gallons of gas (@ $4) you could have instead of buying these games.
Lets hope Nintendo blows our nerdy minds at E3 with something eslse… because lately all they do is blow.