Dojo Update: Smash delayed indefinitely to ensure neverending Dojo updates
And the fanmen leap in ecstacy, showing everyone their O-face.
I mean come on, right? I’m not the only bastard who’s tired of this shit, am i? How is it that %40 of Wii news consists of Dojo posts? And the f-boys are even worse than the sites that feed their fervor. They cry and whine when there’s a minute spoiler shown like “Dojo update: Ness is back“. He never goddamn left!! Talk about inflating the hype train.
Get off the internet if you don’t want spoilers. Or better, go ponder about how this reflects the poor situation of Wii’s development calendar. Write me a thesis on why Galaxy had such a dropoff after a good opening week in Japan and elsewhere; prep a research paper about where on earth i’m gonna fit that Wii Ware Final Fantasy game; and annotate the reasons why Wii Fit will be the biggest thing on Wii this year, and why the other consoles have so much more to look forward to in spite of their low-by-comparison sell-throughs.
That’ll give them something to blog about.