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Dojo Update: Smash delayed indefinitely to ensure neverending Dojo updates

February 10, 2008

And the fanmen leap in ecstacy, showing everyone their O-face.

I mean come on, right? I’m not the only bastard who’s tired of this shit, am i? How is it that %40 of Wii news consists of Dojo posts? And the f-boys are even worse than the sites that feed their fervor. They cry and whine when there’s a minute spoiler shown like “Dojo update: Ness is back“. He never goddamn left!! Talk about inflating the hype train.

Get off the internet if you don’t want spoilers. Or better, go ponder about how this reflects the poor situation of Wii’s development calendar. Write me a thesis on why Galaxy had such a dropoff after a good opening week in Japan and elsewhere; prep a research paper about where on earth i’m gonna fit that Wii Ware Final Fantasy game; and annotate the reasons why Wii Fit will be the biggest thing on Wii this year, and why the other consoles have so much more to look forward to in spite of their low-by-comparison sell-throughs.

That’ll give them something to blog about.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 10, 2008 10:16 pm

    The first thing I thought was…where the fuck did Ness go?

    But right now you are wondering where the fuck I’ve been.

  2. Monkeyboy Slim permalink
    February 25, 2008 5:57 pm

    “Back.” As in, you know, one of the characters making a return appearance in the new game. I’m sure you don’t have to be told that there ARE some characters from Melee that aren’t returning, right?

    Seriously. You seem so bitter. Cut people some slack, already!

  3. February 25, 2008 7:10 pm

    Ok, some Pokemon might not be in Brawl. But everyone else is pretty much confirmed already, Cpt Falcon and the Master Hand being the latest. Who’s left really?

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