Sega commits exclusively to the nostalgia platform

Ok Sega, i know you just gave me Virtua Tennis 3 for PS3 earlier this year, but come on, man. If you’re gonna release a Wii game wherein 3D avatars smack a ball with racquets, can you make it just a tad more akin to pro tennis? Do i have to see Sonic in every single Wii game now? Can somebody please release a goddamn tennis game with decent motion control for Wii?!!

Ahem. Well, what can ya do.

What to expect from Sega’s new, throwback-driven game, Superstars Tennis:

A hedgehog

Dreamcast game characters

Whacky game mechanics including zany special moves and insane power-ups

Online play (for PS3 and Xbox only)

Characters undeserving of the label “superstar”

Another blatant promotional attempt to increase Sega’s franchise appeal and inch closer to Nintendo’s

I don’t respect Sega enough to end this on a good note, so please, jump and cheer for joy in the comments so i can cry in the corner and promise my first child to whomever can provide me with a competent Wii Sports Tennis replacement. Don’t stop till i tell you, it’ll be a while.

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