infendo – “Perrin Kaplan IS Samus Aran” Go shoot yourself now
In an effort to proclaim his love for the Nintendo gods, infendo’s own Jack decided to name piece of shit marketing director Perrin “I hate hardcore gamers” Kaplin, after the most beloved video game heroin.
While many people wish Samus could talk, most people would wish she could STFU if they were around this uppity biatch for a day.
I am sure Jack believes he is Link too. More like Tingle, a wannabe fairy with overpriced opinions…err…maps.