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infendo – “Perrin Kaplan IS Samus Aran” Go shoot yourself now

August 19, 2007

In an effort to proclaim his love for the Nintendo gods, infendo’s own Jack decided to name piece of shit marketing director Perrin “I hate hardcore gamers” Kaplin, after the most beloved video game heroin.

While many people wish Samus could talk, most people would wish she could STFU if they were around this uppity biatch for a day.

I am sure Jack believes he is Link too. More like Tingle, a wannabe fairy with overpriced opinions…err…maps.

Get some retrospective.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Bill permalink
    August 19, 2007 6:07 pm

    I heard she is leaving Nintendo. If it’s true, it’s about time.

  2. August 20, 2007 11:31 am

    I would have to see Perrin in her Zero Suit to give my opinion on this…

    Anyway, Jack seems to have denied allegations that he actually made a real comparison and actually posted the title to attract readers (it seems like it worked!). As for the contents of the article, I don’t see why Jack or anyone else is thinking that Perrin was referring to anything more than a series of previews for the game, which is so far what we are getting!

  3. frisby permalink
    August 20, 2007 3:52 pm

    Like I said. he is just tingle tossing confetti in the air.

  4. Anonymous permalink
    January 17, 2008 4:57 pm

    samus dies

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