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Nintendo’s E307 megaton: Wii name change

July 17, 2007
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In what has to be the biggest piece of news to crawl out from under E3’s pot belly, here’s a rough translation of Reggie’s E3 bomb drop, where he said that English rules no longer apply. Not talking about the monarchy here.

… and with games like Mario Kart, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, and Mario Galaxy, the Wii aims to…

There you have it, peeps. Nintendo has invalidated the laws of the English language on their own console, formerly known as Wii. Adjust your grammar accordingly.

Nintendo has officially abandoned me.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 17, 2007 8:41 am

    WHOLE-E-SHITE

    I thought the day would neevr come. Did anyone notice Reggies voice was softer this year than last. He lost some baritone to his voice. Must be all of the new money.

  2. July 17, 2007 12:16 pm

    Reggie has broken the shackles thrown by the Queen Motherland! Woohoo!!

    Now, if you excuse me, I will walk over here and play with the Wii sitting by my TV…

  3. July 18, 2007 12:15 am

    How dare you use the “the” correctly… You gotta say “the the Wii” now.

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