Nintendo’s E307 megaton: Wii name change
In what has to be the biggest piece of news to crawl out from under E3’s pot belly, here’s a rough translation of Reggie’s E3 bomb drop, where he said that English rules no longer apply. Not talking about the monarchy here.
… and with games like Mario Kart, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, and Mario Galaxy, the Wii aims to…
There you have it, peeps. Nintendo has invalidated the laws of the English language on their own console, formerly known as Wii. Adjust your grammar accordingly.
Nintendo has officially abandoned me.