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intendo Sunday Story Time Part 1: Samus in Delphino

June 16, 2007

Writers Note: In the great fun of chain mail I will start a story off and commenter’s will continue the story. If you think this is lame then don’t join in. Lets begin.

…Incoming Transmission…

Samus. A small Island on a planet in Delta quadrant is under attack. The sun is being blocked from their island and they have a bounty on the pudgy plumbers head. It may have something to do with Metroids or space pirates…or it may not. It doesn’t really matter. Eliminate the fat graffiti artist and take that suit off damn it.

…End Transmission…

Samus sitting bored decides WTF. Why not. She tosses on her favorite Viara Suit and gets ready for some action.

She lands on the Isle Dephino.



She feels out of place being the only non-mouth breather.

She walks around and no body seems to notice her. They are all to busy bitching about the goo all over town to even consider cleaning it up themselves or notice this bounty hunter.

She Spots a human.


She Scans him…

Species: Human

Name: Mario Mario.

Description: Over used franchise character owned by Nintendo. Sometimes has fire abilities as well as the ability to take flight. His weaknesses are touching him, Princesses and Shiny stuff.

She switches to combat visor. She powers the charge beam.

Mario sees the hunter amongst the rotund Delphi.

What happens next?

14 Comments leave one →
  1. June 17, 2007 12:14 am

    Mario squirts Samus with FLUDD. Samus’ rusty suit becomes immobile.

  2. frisby permalink
    June 17, 2007 1:23 am

    Mario gets cocky and walks away. Meanwhile a puddle of that ooze jumps and lands on Samus. The gunk fuses with the rusted areas making here no only once again functional but also very bad for the environment.

  3. Ruben permalink
    June 17, 2007 2:07 am

    Samus is forced to ditch her armor and don a zero-suit bikini. The graffiti paint has gotten into her turning it into a healthy shade of green (Like it was on the NES).

  4. frisby permalink
    June 17, 2007 3:02 am

    Mario’s secret fetish for green chicks in bikinis causes a massive erection which weirds FLUDD out. FLUDD decides to leave immediately rendering the horny plummer unarmed.

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  6. June 17, 2007 2:10 pm

    A Delphino resident confuses his “excitement” for a nose, then performs that nose-to-nose greeting, grinning ear to ear while doing so. Mario acts like the gesture shocked him into a state of immobility, yet he can walk away at any moment.

    Samus gives him a “Nigga please…” face.

  7. June 17, 2007 2:20 pm

    The diversionary tactic by Mare gave him enough time to summon Yoshi. Yoshi appears and Mario jumps on top. To intimidate Samus with his new found ability he smacks Yoshi over the head to make his tounge shoot out and eat the Dephi that was getting fresh.

    This blatant animal cruelty pisses Samus off to a whole new level of pissed.

    Thats when she…

  8. June 17, 2007 2:53 pm

    Sends a transmission to the ASPCA and…

  9. June 17, 2007 5:01 pm

    Now you have PETA involved. Mean while Bowser Jr slips and falls into the until recently empty Viara Suit \. The suit resizes to a squaty size and fuses with his central nervous system.

    Somehow when Bowser Jr. talks he still has painfully obvious voice dub issues.

    Oh how the tables have turned.

  10. Razor permalink
    September 17, 2007 12:35 pm

    (new continuation of the original part of the story) Samus fires her charge shot at Mario. Mario then, with his quick reflexes, jumps to avoid the shot. after landing mario looks up to see the hunter running at him at blazing speed. Mario fires a fireball at Samus, but with her great speed, the fireball does nothing to her.

    Samus cant stop quick enough and slams into the building in front of her, which then crumbles around her. Mario looks at the ruble and after a moment of nothing, decides that the hunter is dead. Mario turns his back to the mess and starts to walk away, when bright rays of light begin shining out of the ruble mess. Samus had used a Power Bomb, and Mario was caught in the blast, as well as many residents of the town. Seeing the bodies of all the innocent bystanders pisses Mario off.

    Mario then begings to concentrate and charges his biggest fireball ever. The moment Samus was clearly in veiw, Mario blasted her, sending her back into another building. Stunned, Samus kneels down catching her breath, all the while, Mario begins his relentless assult on the hunter; Jumping on her head, blasting her with fireballs, and even sticking his plunger on Samus’s visor. After about 5 minutes of this attack, Mario can tell that Samus cant take anymore attacks, so, he charges his Giant Fireball yet again, and just before he fires it….

    “SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”, a second giant Metroid comes out of knowhere and attaches itself to Mario, and begins sucking Mario’s life force from his body. When Samus regains herself, she stands up to see the lifeless grey statue that was once the great Mario. She shoots a missle at it and watches as it explodes into a magnificent cloud of fire and dust.

    Samus returned to her ship, with a haunting thought in her mind.

    Metroids could only get that large when subjected to large amounts of beta rays, and the only thing that could do that, she destroyed a few years before….

    the Mother Brain! (tell me what you think. email me at or visit my myspace at )

  11. Anonymous permalink
    October 9, 2007 10:11 am

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  12. Anonymous permalink
    October 9, 2007 10:11 am

    This game is the shit i fucking love i id blow it if it had a cock!!!!!!!!!

  13. October 12, 2007 1:46 am

    That was way to homo, even for this site. Unless your a girl anon, than your just a whore.

  14. October 12, 2007 3:39 am

    He said game, so no. It’s a dude.

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