intendo Sunday Story Time Part 1: Samus in Delphino
Writers Note: In the great fun of chain mail I will start a story off and commenter’s will continue the story. If you think this is lame then don’t join in. Lets begin.
Samus. A small Island on a planet in Delta quadrant is under attack. The sun is being blocked from their island and they have a bounty on the pudgy plumbers head. It may have something to do with Metroids or space pirates…or it may not. It doesn’t really matter. Eliminate the fat graffiti artist and take that suit off damn it.
Samus sitting bored decides WTF. Why not. She tosses on her favorite Viara Suit and gets ready for some action.
She lands on the Isle Dephino.
She feels out of place being the only non-mouth breather.
She walks around and no body seems to notice her. They are all to busy bitching about the goo all over town to even consider cleaning it up themselves or notice this bounty hunter.
She Spots a human.
She Scans him…
Name: Mario Mario.
Description: Over used franchise character owned by Nintendo. Sometimes has fire abilities as well as the ability to take flight. His weaknesses are touching him, Princesses and Shiny stuff.
She switches to combat visor. She powers the charge beam.
Mario sees the hunter amongst the rotund Delphi.
What happens next?