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Doctor gets “Wiitis”, proves geeks need more exercise.

June 7, 2007
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So apparently some doctor wakes up with a little aching in his shoulder and thinks to himself “hm, I’ve been a lazy ass couch potato for the longest time, so what could be causing this pain?”.  Then he remembered his Wii.  And blamed it for the pain. And called the “condition” Wiitis and prescribed himself a week’s worth of ibuprofen and staying away from the Wii.

Jesus christ on a motherfucking motorcycle, you fucking geeks really just need to go out and exercise some more if you’re getting aches and pains from playing fucking Wii sports.  I suppose the years of sitting down on a couch without moving have atrophied your muscles but the solution isn’t to take ibuprofen and avoid your Wii, it’s to get out in the sunlight more and play some real sports for a change.

Wiitis. God that’s lame.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. frisby permalink
    June 7, 2007 9:19 pm

    Sounds like something negative for the hardcore gamers if you ask me. “I like to mash buttons, not move around and break a sweat…hell I am tired from typing this. Great! Now I need a nap.”

    Nintendo doesn’t care, they already told hardcores how they feel.

    Hard Core Gamers are Stinky Freaks. –Nintendo

  2. June 8, 2007 1:05 pm

    Like I already commented somewhere else:

    It’s just the simple consequence of trying to imitate the moves of someone swinging an object that weights three pounds using an object that weights three ounces as if it was the real thing!

  3. MuffinGal permalink
    June 8, 2007 2:02 pm

    damn, there’s nothing left to say except I can not help but get into kicking… I mean beating the crap out of my opponent in Boxing. (take that, Obi-Juan) As yes, my arms are sore the next day but it was well worth it.

    “Who’s your mama, test tube baby?!” (Yeah, I’m a sore winner too!)

  4. June 8, 2007 3:17 pm

    I’m with Ryan. Geeks take this shit way too seriously. It’s sickening how this even manifested a story somewhere.

  5. June 10, 2007 5:22 pm

    This post is a legend just for being full of common sense.

    Yeah, geeks need to get more exercise. *pokes stomach* So do nerds for that matter.

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