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February 16, 2007
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Game console porn is starting to catch on, i think. Pokemon chaos levels may be reached at this speed. The latest trend in the budding mini-industry is transvestite hardware (*ahem*). Believe it.

hidin'...

Hmm. I thought that was a PS3, but upon closer inspection…

wait a minute...

Oh god no…

the unmasked man

Yea, it’s pretty dire. This reminds me of the time i saw a black guy downtown pretending the person with the wig, stockings and high heels he was hitting on was a female floozie. Fine, with enough sauce in you and in the right light (or darkness) with the right clothes on, it can fool you with similar moves and razzle dazzle — inputs, humming and whatnot — but an imitation is nothing but. Get the real thing; and beat the shit out of false advertisers. Let’s stop the charade.

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. frisby permalink
    February 16, 2007 9:25 am

    It makes me feel dirty and turned on at the same time. Shame!

  2. February 16, 2007 3:02 pm

    Pointless? Good job.

  3. February 16, 2007 3:22 pm

    Fuckin great, now the trannies are on my case.

  4. February 16, 2007 3:25 pm

    I don’t get that display: what was the retailer trying to do? Pass off some 360 games as PS3 games?

  5. February 16, 2007 4:13 pm

    According to Joystiq the store was using the 360 to display adverts, so they could just as easily have used a DVD player.

    Still, made me a chuckle.

  6. February 16, 2007 4:21 pm

    Yeah, they were using it to play a promo DVD.

  7. February 16, 2007 4:46 pm

    Maybe they were trying to say “there’s a little 360 inside every next-gen console!”…

  8. frisby permalink
    February 16, 2007 6:10 pm

    ..except wii.

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