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Nintendo continues dullness revolution

February 14, 2007
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Leave it to Nintendo to make a non-voting, non-paper reading, non-weather checking bum like me change my ways. Or for just making me tinker with their free channels for 2 minutes and forget they ever happened, same thing.

So, voting. You can do that now. The hell with Hillary/Guilianni, this is different. It’s Wii voting. You get to answer pointless questions and compare results with the rest of the nation. Do your part. As goes Ohio…

Vote or die, mothafucka.

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17 Comments leave one →
  1. Toxic permalink
    February 14, 2007 3:41 am

    I don’t really see any point in complaining about this. This was completely unexpected, so it’s not like you can say this had certain standards to uphold.

    And it’s free…sooooo… yeah.

  2. February 14, 2007 3:56 am

    Who’s complaining, bro?

  3. Toxic permalink
    February 14, 2007 5:07 am

    “dullness revolution”
    “pointless questions”

    satire

  4. February 14, 2007 5:41 am

    My first line explains the dullness revolution bit — they made bland things fun(-ish).

    The questions are pointless, but i aint knockin em. Though “chocolates or roses” was really keeping me up the other night.

  5. frisby permalink
    February 14, 2007 10:47 am

    Is this worth my flash memory space? Probably not.

    This is nintendo saying look at my right hand…look at it…keep looking…

    AND THEN SLAP WITH THE LEFT!!!

    NO WIFI GAMING FOR YOU!!!

    Damn WiFi Nazis

  6. February 14, 2007 2:23 pm

    I think Nintendo has been paying attention to all those blogs with people complaining about the lack of online community on Wii, and this is their response…

    Funny thing, this Wii… if it stays unused long enough, it will flash you with its blue light and remind you that it is still there… Which makes you want to play again a little more.

    The darn thing is alive, I’m tellin ya!

  7. February 14, 2007 4:41 pm

    This is really boring this channel. I haven’t played a total of two hours in three weeks, multiplayer is fun but it gets shut off in ten minutes. Real reason I want Wii is for Mario Galaxy.

  8. February 14, 2007 5:32 pm

    “multiplayer is fun but it gets shut off in ten minutes” ?

    WTF? dpcough, what multiplayer game have you been playing on Wii???

  9. February 14, 2007 6:35 pm

    Rabbids, prob. Oh wait, he said fun.

  10. frisby permalink
    February 14, 2007 6:59 pm

    Maybe the Jap only Pokemon game? To his friends he is DPCOUGH on xbox live, but on nintendo online he is dpcatch’em

  11. February 14, 2007 7:54 pm

    roses or chocolates…roses OR chocolates…

    Chocolates. Yeah, that’s it.

  12. Lewis [IxHEARTxQUESO] permalink
    February 14, 2007 10:07 pm

    Rollin = Hilarious.

  13. February 14, 2007 10:30 pm

    Good one frisby, its wii sports. All my friends and I get bored – we rather play football or basketball.

    I voted chocolates but predicted roses and I voted for the dog too Ryan.

  14. February 15, 2007 12:24 am

    You play the hell outta Wii Sports for a weekend, you’ve played it all.

    That roses or chocs thing is really starting to bug me… and it’s Valentine’s night. And i don’t have a boy/girlfriend/mistress!

    Lewis = easy target, Rollin = not flattered.

  15. Toxic permalink
    February 15, 2007 9:33 pm

    Eh, nevermind. You’re right.

  16. February 15, 2007 11:02 pm

    Your moms right.

  17. February 16, 2007 3:00 pm

    So’s your face.

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