Little Mac is set to smash you
2007 October 18
In a move bound to bring a smile to many a grizzled gaming vet’s face, it’s been revealed that Little Mac of “Punch-Out” fame is making his way to Super Smash Brothers. Sure he’s only an assist trophy, but it’s still a nice nod to the hardcore Nintendo fans. Sort of their way of saying “sorry we’re leaving you to screw the casuals, but here’s something to remember us by”
as a true nintendo fan, i demand that at some point in smash bros, i be required to yell out colors to the game.
“BLUE”
“BLUE!!!!”
“RED”
“YELLOW”
“BLUE!!!”
this *is* what true nintendo fans have decided they want… right?
Or rather, what nintendo’s decided the true nintendo fans want. however you wanna look at it.
well, i read the words of “diehard nintendo fans” every day that swear up and down that those types of games en masse makes the industry better than it is.
so obviously, we should probably add a “quick math” minigame into the next Halo.
They should solve a math problem every time master chief takes a shot.
Yea, the algorithm that detects the hit.
The math nerds would rule the tournaments!
They don’t already?
Nice!