Wii secure enough to play Manhunt

The most closet-homo group game of your youth, Manhunt (aka “man tag”), is coming back to bite you in the ass — right in the ass.

Wait, oh. No, sorry. This is that PS2 game Rockstar made a few years ago. Yea, that’s much better…

New York, NY – February 6, 2007 – Rockstar Games, the world-renowned publishing label of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc., is proud to announce Manhunt 2 for the PlayStation 2 system, PSP system, and Nintendo’s Wii™. Manhunt 2 is the debut title from the newly formed Rockstar London studio, which is developing the game in conjunction with series creator Rockstar North. The Wii™ version is being developed by Rockstar Toronto. Manhunt 2 will be available this summer.

I loathed this game. Maybe it was the PS2/Sony hatred talking, or how bad the game was, but this was shit gameplay wrapped in (what i guess) Saw-like presentation (would be like). The Big Brother thing was ok, but other than that it was Max Payne with less guns and more ugly.

One thing i am looking forward to? Dudes getting hospitalized by their little brothers when Jr. uses the (packed-in) shiv attachment. Rockstar game, physical console: match made in juvie.